Post by Envin on Jul 14, 2005 9:43:08 GMT
Had to go back and read some of these, and figgered you guys would like a glance and a good laugh. (My fav is the warg and the pillar.)
In the Throne Room of Angmar:
Atoll:
OOC: This is how you make an entrance as a goblin, rude, crude, and nowhere near socialy acceptable.
IC: Atoll rode in the fortress on top of his warg. When he approached the leaders of evil, he dismounted and left his warg alone. The warg then proceeded to do his buissness on the floor of the fortress while Atoll addressed the others in the room. "My lords, I have come to offer my services, my battle expertise and my wit to your cause." And then after that speech, Atoll hacked up a hair ball like a cat.
Morsereg:
He turned to the Goblin, "Welcome to Angmar. Would you like a spot in my armies, or do you simply come to greet us?" He looked to the Warg, "Make sure he doesn't get intertwined with my own Wargs, they'll drag him into battle."
Atoll:
Atoll answered Morsereg with sarcasm, "No, I just thought that I'd stop in for a spot of tea and then perhaps a little game of chess? OF COURSE I WANT I SPOT IN SOME ARMY, WHICH EVER WILL HAVE ME," he ended up bellowing. "And as to my warg, did you just call him weak or do my ears need cleaning?" Atoll took out one of his swords and used it to clean out the wax from his ear.
OOC: Being this disgusting is fun!
Morsereg:
He turned to Atoll, "No I was saying that I myself am probably going to lose alot of Wargs, nevermind yours. Would you like to lead my Warg-Rider unit?"
Atoll:
"I will lead your warg riders, and any other warriors you give me. And, my warg isn't likely to get killed in any battle."
Sayyid:
"He must get to kill alot because judging by the size of his shit I'd say he eats everything he kills," Sayyid laughed quietly, meening no harm.
Atoll:
The warg looked up and then went over to a pillar, tried to take a bite out of it, couldn't bite through the stone, spat on it in disgust, and went back over to where it was.
So? Comments? Kudos? Laughs?
In the Throne Room of Angmar:
Atoll:
OOC: This is how you make an entrance as a goblin, rude, crude, and nowhere near socialy acceptable.
IC: Atoll rode in the fortress on top of his warg. When he approached the leaders of evil, he dismounted and left his warg alone. The warg then proceeded to do his buissness on the floor of the fortress while Atoll addressed the others in the room. "My lords, I have come to offer my services, my battle expertise and my wit to your cause." And then after that speech, Atoll hacked up a hair ball like a cat.
Morsereg:
He turned to the Goblin, "Welcome to Angmar. Would you like a spot in my armies, or do you simply come to greet us?" He looked to the Warg, "Make sure he doesn't get intertwined with my own Wargs, they'll drag him into battle."
Atoll:
Atoll answered Morsereg with sarcasm, "No, I just thought that I'd stop in for a spot of tea and then perhaps a little game of chess? OF COURSE I WANT I SPOT IN SOME ARMY, WHICH EVER WILL HAVE ME," he ended up bellowing. "And as to my warg, did you just call him weak or do my ears need cleaning?" Atoll took out one of his swords and used it to clean out the wax from his ear.
OOC: Being this disgusting is fun!
Morsereg:
He turned to Atoll, "No I was saying that I myself am probably going to lose alot of Wargs, nevermind yours. Would you like to lead my Warg-Rider unit?"
Atoll:
"I will lead your warg riders, and any other warriors you give me. And, my warg isn't likely to get killed in any battle."
Sayyid:
"He must get to kill alot because judging by the size of his shit I'd say he eats everything he kills," Sayyid laughed quietly, meening no harm.
Atoll:
The warg looked up and then went over to a pillar, tried to take a bite out of it, couldn't bite through the stone, spat on it in disgust, and went back over to where it was.
So? Comments? Kudos? Laughs?
